scribebynight:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

what is so wrong with a regular phone case?!

R̶̭̹͙̮̻̖͍̣͙͙̯͙̫͚͉̃̑̃̿̎̌̍̌̉̔̆̈́́́͠͡ͅͅI̴̩̹͎͙͖͕̝̟̼͒̃̍̇͒͌̈́̊͘N̵̸̶͉͚̣̝͎̼̯̮̹̤̥̬͚ͧ́̀͗ͫ̒͑̎̀̋̌̇̓̌͛͜͝ͅG̨̖̝̰͎͇̙̱̫͙̬̥̦͍̀ͣͯ̚ͅ ̡̹̣͇̻͔̦̻̹̦̤̙̭̼̟̘̣̭̮̿̐ͧͧ̓͂̇̉̿̓̆͆̏̀͟R̿́ͧ̀̿ͪ̆͊͌̇ͪͭͨ͛̿ͨ̾̉̀͏̴̹͓̰̗̭̙͇̬̹̱͎̣̳͎̻̀͡Í̷̵̂̉́̏͝͡҉̹̲͓̠̱͉̰̻͍̳͔͈̙̪̻̱̺N͐ͬͫ̊͐ͫ͜͞҉̨̫͙̹̱̗̥̖̥̖̺̠͇̱̤̤̯̞̹̖G̴͖͚̳̣͈ͩ̅͐̏ͬ́ͩ̅ͫ̆͌̑̎͑͗̏͠͝ ̵̦̤͓̫̲͇̺̩͇ͤ̓͑̽͘͢͠R̸̡͇̻̩̮̱̖̱͉͇̜̲̉̏̄̈̇̽͊͛̈̂̈́̋̃̇͑̀͜͠I̳̠͍͕͈̟̖̘̹ͥ͛̈͑ͬͪͤͮ̾͒̀͞N̷͈͚̩͇͈͎͍͔̥̖̠ͬ̓ͮ̋̓̃͛ͥ͗͋ͬ̓ͭ͂͡G̢̛̭̟͙͕̬̜̙̻͕̣̗̲̒̈͊̋̑͗͛̾ͬ̈́̆̅ͫ͢͠ ̫͚̣̖̤̥̞͖͈̥͔̫̩͉͍͍͉̐̔̎̆ͯ͆͆ͩ̅̄ͮ͗͞R̷̨̧̧̹̻̭̱̮͎̜̖̩̋͆ͫ̐ͧ̃ͥ̅ͭͣ̏ͣ͛͋͂̋I̪͇͔͈͚͒͋̂͒ͪ̓̅̓̂͆͘͟͟͝Nͪ̂̏ͧ͛̓͐̓͐ͨͥ̕̕͟͏͖̙̟̲̝̳̫̪̘G̸̨̣͕̬̼̤͚̳̻͖̥̝̍̏͆ͤ̊̉ͭ̊ͮ́̕ ̶̷̷͈̰̝͎̘͔̬͓̖͇̦͈͍̬̭̲ͦ͛̆̇̓ͩ̐ͯ͢͝ͅB͉̫̘ͩ̓ͥ̉͋̄̈ͫͪ̑͐̊͠Ả̡̨̟̬̰̤͙̪̙͚̲̱͙̺͈̬̜̜ͦ̆͂ͪ̂ͥͪ̑ͅN̷̛̘̜̜̻̓͗ͦ̔̉̎̆̓̇̇̽ͫ̊̋͝A̭͎̮̠̝͓͕̙̩͉̤̣͓͈͒͐̈̃͌̑̓̌ͯͣͪ͗ͬ͗ͦ̃ͮ̾ͮ͜͠Ṉ̷̨̬̜̜̭͙̩͉͎̯͇͙̱̦͇͚̐̏̐͐͐̍̍ͫ̈̾̒̒̑̇̄͂̓̎́A̫͈̘͓̠̼͇͓̖̼̖̤̯̘͑̍́̐ͦͩ̈́͂ͭ̊͌̈͑́́̚͞͞͠ ̸̹̘̦̠̝̺̼̲͉̞͉͔̩̺̫͓̺̩͑ͭ̔́ͧ̒͊ͮ̋̈̏͋ͩ̈́͟͝P̸̨͖̝̦̬̲̯̘̣̦̱̣͚͈̻͎̙͗́ͪͥ̌̅͊ͣ̐̍̓̂̊̂́̚͝ͅH̬̭̺̙͙ͮ̿̈́̀͐̄̄̍͊ͦ̊̀ͩ̃̓̚̕͜Ǫ̻̼͚͖̹͍̫͎̹̘͕͓̝̹ͧͨ͋ͬͨ̓̐͛͊͒͘͠ͅN͓̝̞̯̫̞̠̫̗̖͉̹̿ͣ̀̓̃̔̉ͦͫ̒̋ͬͣ̊͊̆͘͝Ế̴̻̲͉̬̯̪̤͙͛͑̐͘͢͢͡

3 hours ago • 18517 notesvia@



willyciraptor:

adirtylilsecret:

youtube-personalities:

When my iPhone drops…

SO FUCKING REAL

my xperia once flew out of my pocket in a carnival ride and it didn’t even dent

3 hours ago • 13396 notesvia@



geddylee:

i’m sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO changeable

3 hours ago • 24163 notesvia@



thepridelandss:

im-sooo-changable:

torchy-worchy:

twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

3 hours ago • 198045 notesvia@



caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

Guys stop reblogging this I stole it from a friend.

I realize the irony. 

3 hours ago • 222636 notesvia@



empryean:

nooby-banana:

ironychan:

ilymorgannn:

I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it

I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.

It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D  It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.

this badass son of a bitch eats spongebob and his family

I had to research these for biology a little while back. They are born with both ‘male’ and ‘female’ reproductive organs and in mating they will fight with their penis with one another. They both try to pierce the body of their opponent with the penis and the one who loses then becomes the female and carries the offspring. After they give birth they go back to being sexually ambiguous as they were before. They call this mating ‘Penis Jousting’ 

3 hours ago • 195349 notesvia@



empryean:

nooby-banana:

ironychan:

ilymorgannn:

I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it

I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.

It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D  It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.

this badass son of a bitch eats spongebob and his family

3 hours ago • 195349 notesvia@




go on, click it.
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officialunitedstates:

normallyscott:

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hahahahahaha

3 hours ago • 3155 notesvia@



toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

3 hours ago • 107519 notesvia@



ahmogar:

one time i was inside ryan

3 hours ago • 98 notesvia@



stillalivedoingscience:

punmonster:

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inCREDIBLE

3 hours ago • 44027 notesvia@



macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

3 hours ago • 193420 notesvia@



kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

3 hours ago • 493240 notesvia@



peter-fapaldi:

#rtcommunityday for the poor and jobless, aayeee

3 hours ago • 329 notesvia@



jicheshire:

thestonemask:

*aggressively collects money in a video game*

*never buys anything with it*

it’s like some kind of sick security from not having real life money

it just feels so good

4 hours ago • 201320 notesvia@



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